Friends are like Balloons

Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, you might not get them back.

Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we’ve let them fly away.

Sometimes we are so caught up in who’s right and who’s wrong that we forget what’s right and wrong.

Sometimes we just don’t realize what real friendship means until it is too late..

I don’t want to let that happen so I’m gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.

Christmas Cake Recipe

Happy baking!!

Christmas Cake Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour

* 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar

* 1 teaspoon of salt

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice

* 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 1 bottle brandy

* 2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the brandy to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the brandy again. To be sure it is of the

highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy

bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the brandy is still OK. Try

another cup… just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with

a drewscriver.

Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the brandy. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or whatever.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the brandy and wipe counter with the cat.

Bingle Jells!  From the Bonboniera Team.

A Balloon Joke

Three balloons. Daddy balloon, mummy balloon and baby balloon.

Daddy balloon says to baby balloon, look son, you are much to old to sleep with mummy and daddy, you will have to sleep in you’re own bed. Baby balloon protests, I like sleeping with you and mummy. No you are not sleeping with us and thats final. Ok says baby balloon sadly.

Two in the morning baby balloon wakes up and decides to climb into bed with mummy and daddy. He finds there is no room, so he unties his dads knot and lets out some air, and ties him up again. Still no room, so he unties his mummy’s knot, also lets some air out and ties her up again. he still can’t get in, so he unties his own knot, lets out some air, and ties himself up again, he finally has room, and snuggles down with mummy and daddy.

The next day they all wake, and daddy balloon is really angry. He said son, I am really disappointed with you, I said you can’t sleep with us. You’ve let me down, you’ve let mummy down, and more importantly you’ve let yourself down to!